Funny Racing Mom Tote Bag – “Trying Not to Raise Assholes”

For the mom raising little racers—with a sense of humor and a whole lot of patience!

This roomy two-tone tote features a bold racing-inspired design with checkered details and the saying:

“Just a MAMA out here trying not to raise assholes.”

With its neutral body, black handles, black bottom, and pop of pink, it’s practical enough for everyday use while still making a hilarious statement. Perfect for race days, errands, school activities, road trips, sporting events, or as a funny gift for the unapologetic mom in your life.

• Spacious everyday tote
• Comfortable black shoulder straps
• Reinforced black bottom
• Bold, professionally applied design
• Great gift for racing moms and moms with a sense of humor

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